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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home&
devilIn bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in
Bed. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when
they drink. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good
lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.Mother: So, you want to
become my son-in-law?Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry
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There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads We mayNever
piss this way again. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Q: Why dogs don't marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog's
life!<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?A: One woman brings into the world
crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it
to6000. So when would you like to start?Santa: In 3
months.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his
wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well, yeah, I can believe that, I
mean just how long does it take to say Uh-huh or Yes dear or I'm sorry
?<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Pilot asking permission to land said, Guess who?Controller switches the
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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two or more makes you are a
referee. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband! <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak! <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it
help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never
come.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just
like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has
it.<http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has
it.......!!! <http://bit.ly/bZbqkA>
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